I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes..

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?.

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder..

Things are different in the fantasy world Towels are different in the fantasy world Shows are different in the fantasy world Dancing's different i….

I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination..

I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have….

I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was al….

My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hil….

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way..

When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow….

It's very difficult once you've been on telly because people know what you do. They give you a little bit of grace but then they're harsher if you're….

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness..

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade..

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out..

When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to go to art college." I didn't really k….

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay..

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool..

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me..

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him..

I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got my number, but I, ever so stupidly, and obviously ….