Occupation: Comedian Birth: July 6, 1927 Death: April 24, 1997
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'.
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't ha….
Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education..
They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!.
If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?.
Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them..
If elected, I will win..
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles..
So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye..
We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman..
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'.
As I've always said: The future lies ahead..
Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up..
I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing ….
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it..
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar..
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees..
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?.
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow..
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing..
In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is..