I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose….

I only come to life when there are people watching..

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up..

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter w….

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age..

A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to ….

Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?.

I left home because I was hungry..