I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials..

I just want to do cool stuff..

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling..

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal..

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid..

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is..

I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault..

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one..

The head writer loves that my character is a boor..

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care..

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety..