I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were true….

I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Becaus….

I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialo….

I'm funnier now because I'm braver and less full of hate, so everything is even more ridiculous than it was before..

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you..

TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumeris….

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money..

The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysterio….