Occupation: Actress Birth: November 3, 1952
I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s h….
I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah..
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it..
Everything that`s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don`t think there`s anything I ….
I call myself a 'domestic goddess..
I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way..
Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly..
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been a really great thing i….
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'.
Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays..
I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful..
My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches..
Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to..
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact..
A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?.
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology..
Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time..
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny..
As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews..
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom..
The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the ….