A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that..

Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice NEVER attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its ….

Abortion is a woman's right..

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are..

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust..

I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200..

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed..

Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murd….

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone..

Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's….

I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out..

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?.

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me..

I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beat….

There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more..

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have b….

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S..

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous..

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better..

The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the ….

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right..