As the books got more and more Zionist and less and less socialist, my entire generation, at least a large percentage of it, simply left Judaism. We ….

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house..

One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa..

I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really ….

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and ….

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it..

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American ….

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth..

No government in the Middle East is innocent. Wars make the stock market go up, so no one in America is innocent either, nor anyone anywhere where ca….

I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear..

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them..

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel..

Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my ….

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?.

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that..

Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why drugs like Vicodin a….

Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice NEVER attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its ….

Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate..

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'.

Abortion is a woman's right..

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are..