Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refus….

I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have s….

I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get ….

Being hated and hunted and blamed for your own suffering makes people kind of testy, nervous, and on edge, and often fundamentalist and extreme. Bomb….

Truth is available to the ears that can hear it..

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?.

In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledge….

Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize….

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape..

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?.

I loved work and I loved pouring myself into the work, you know. It was the real life that I had trouble with..

The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they'll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics..

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American ….

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin..

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself..

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make….

TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom….

Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate..

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote..

I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind o….

Women are cursed, and men are the proof..