Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Interpretation
This quote contrasts the focus on moral and philosophical teachings in ancient academies with the modern emphasis on sports, highlighting a shift in priorities in education.
Ambrose Bierce's quote serves as a critique of contemporary education, suggesting that modern academies have diverted from noble pursuits of moral and philosophical inquiry to prioritize physical education and sports, particularly football. The juxtaposition of the terms 'academe' and 'academy' reflects a deeper commentary on societal values and the evolving purpose of educational institutions, prompting reflection on what we truly prioritize in our pursuit of knowledge and personal growth.
In practice
In a discussion about the purpose of education, one might reference this quote to emphasize the need for prioritizing moral teaching.
PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.
Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.
Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'
Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
Excellence is a better teacher than mediocrity. The lessons of the ordinary are everywhere. Truly profound and original insights are to be found only in studying the exemplary.
Literature is the only access to truth we have on this planet.
Because you don't learn anything unless you can find the patience to read. TV takes that away from you. It robs you from your mind.
I desire to assist in attracting to this profession young men of character and ability, also to help those already engaged in the profession to acquire the highest moral and intellectual training
Education develops the intellect; and the intellect distinguishes man from other creatures. It is education that enables man to harness nature and utilize her resources for the well-being and improvement of his life
Free the child's potential, and you will transform him into the world.
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