Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
Mark TwainRead
My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.
Interpretation
Mark Twain advises girls to avoid excess in smoking, drinking, and marriage.
This quote by Mark Twain emphasizes the importance of moderation in various aspects of life. It suggests that while certain activities or commitments may be enjoyable, indulging in them excessively can lead to negative consequences. Through this humorous and cautionary advice, Twain encourages a balanced approach to living.
In practice
A speaker at a young women's empowerment event referencing Twain's advice on healthy habits.
Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
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