America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. - John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
- John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do. - John Barrymore
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. - John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. - John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. - John Barrymore
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. - John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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