Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

- Alexei Sayle

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

- Alexei Sayle

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say '…

- Alexei Sayle

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

- Alexei Sayle

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I ha…

- Alexei Sayle

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

- Alexei Sayle

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

- Alexei Sayle

My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Co…

- Alexei Sayle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

- Alexei Sayle