Life is a near-death experience.
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Interpretation
What this quote means
This quote questions the paradox of safety in design, highlighting how solutions are often disregarded regardless of their effectiveness.
George Carlin's quote provocatively questions the logic behind aircraft design by pointing out that if the black box, which survives crashes, is made from durable materials, it raises the question of why these materials are not used for the entire airplane. This statement invites us to think critically about common practices and the inherent contradictions in our approaches to safety and technology, pushing us to examine deeper truths about choices made in engineering and design.
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Example use cases
In a debate about engineering standards, this quote can illustrate the irony of current practices.
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All quotes →Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
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This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
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