I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all… - Bill Bailey
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all…
- Bill Bailey
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my exis… - Bill Bailey
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my exis…
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. - Bill Bailey
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically. - Bill Bailey
I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusi… - Bill Bailey
I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusi…
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand. - Bill Bailey
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. - Bill Bailey
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. - Bill Bailey
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster - Bill Bailey
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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