I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid …

- Katt Williams

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

- Katt Williams

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

- Katt Williams

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

- Katt Williams

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp…

- Katt Williams

I think pimp, therefore i am.

- Katt Williams

There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's f…

- Katt Williams

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'…

- Katt Williams

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

- Katt Williams