You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that.
Jerry SeinfeldRead
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Interpretation
The existence of bookstores signifies that people value knowledge and critical thinking.
Jerry Seinfeld highlights the importance of bookstores as symbols of intellectual engagement and curiosity in society. He suggests that the presence of these establishments reflects a culture that still prioritizes reading and thinking, amidst a world increasingly dominated by digital distractions.
In practice
During a speech about the importance of education, one might refer to Seinfeld's quote to emphasize the value of bookstores.
You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that.
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