The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing. - Henny Youngman
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.
- Henny Youngman
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. - Henny Youngman
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone i… - Henny Youngman
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone i…
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" - Henny Youngman
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. - Henny Youngman
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
My wife has a black belt in shopping. - Henny Youngman
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are. - Henny Youngman
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed? - Henny Youngman
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. - Henny Youngman
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
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