Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. - Milton Jones
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
- Milton Jones
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained… - Milton Jones
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained…
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better. - Milton Jones
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.
Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner. - Milton Jones
Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.
The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, bu… - Milton Jones
The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, bu…
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better - Milton Jones
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. - Milton Jones
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off. - Milton Jones
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.
So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama. - Milton Jones
So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.
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