Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress. - Tim Allen
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
- Tim Allen
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you. - Tim Allen
If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot." - Tim Allen
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. - Tim Allen
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together. - Tim Allen
Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.
To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise. - Tim Allen
To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun… - Tim Allen
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun…
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the… - Tim Allen
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the…
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