I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Interpretation
Injecting truth into politics undermines the very nature of political manipulation.
This quote by Will Rogers suggests that truth is fundamentally incompatible with politics, which often relies on deception and manipulation to achieve goals. By stating that injecting truth into politics would eliminate politics itself, Rogers highlights the pervasive dishonesty that exists within political systems and underscores the challenge of maintaining integrity in such an environment.
In practice
During a political debate, one could emphasize the importance of integrity by quoting this.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
I get asked a lot about getting into politics. I say, 'Take a look at politics. You tell me what seems appealing about that.'
Democracy is a system where people are counted not weighed.
He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.
"War," says Machiavelli, "ought to be the only study of a prince;" and by a prince he means every sort of state, however constituted. "He ought," says this great political doctor, "to consider peace only as a breathing-time, which gives him leisure to contrive, and furnishes ability to execute military plans." A meditation on the conduct of political societies made old Hobbes imagine that war was the state of nature.
When Rumsfeld gets up on television and says we have definitive intelligence that al Qaeda is working with Iraq, how is an ordinary citizen supposed to react? They won't tell you the evidence, and when anyone asks, they say, 'Well, you know: It's secret.'
I sent American troops to Iraq to make its people free, not to make them American. Iraqis will write their own history and find their own way.
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