You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

- Noel Fielding

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

- Noel Fielding

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

- Noel Fielding

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

- Noel Fielding

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

- Noel Fielding

I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was al…

- Noel Fielding

When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow…

- Noel Fielding

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

- Noel Fielding

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

- Noel Fielding