I never say 'No' to anything.

- Quentin Crisp

Happiness is the only thing I understand.

- Quentin Crisp

You don't have to do anything.

- Quentin Crisp

I've never not been famous.

- Quentin Crisp

Europeans are quarrelsome.

- Quentin Crisp

Europeans have quarrelled since the beginning of time.

- Quentin Crisp

I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.

- Quentin Crisp

Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can't help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what…

- Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

- Quentin Crisp