Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.

S. J. Perelman's Popular Quotes

I don't know where we're going or how we'll get there, but when we get there we'll be there - and that's something, even if it's nothing.

- S. J. Perelman

The main obligation is to amuse yourself.

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The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere.

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I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I've been trying for almost eighteen seconds.

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If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted.

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There is such a thing as too much couth.

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I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartets, chamber music, and cantatas.

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I loathe writing. On the other hand I'm a great believer in money.

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"In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen."

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