My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.