We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

- George Lopez

Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I mak…

- George Lopez

I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes peopl…

- George Lopez

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to b…

- George Lopez

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

- George Lopez

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

- George Lopez

I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence …

- George Lopez

By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as a kid, and it wasn't easy. I'm on the …

- George Lopez

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

- George Lopez