You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."
Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!" "What was I thinking!" - Dave Attell
Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!" "What was I thinking!"
- Dave Attell
Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away. - Dave Attell
Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the … - Dave Attell
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the …
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape. - Dave Attell
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.
Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family. - Dave Attell
Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family.
So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe. - Dave Attell
So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." Y… - Dave Attell
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." Y…
The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out a… - Dave Attell
The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out a…
Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas. - Dave Attell
Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
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