Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
Interpretation
This quote reflects on the potential of humanity and how we settle for trivial advancements instead of striving for greatness.
George Carlin's quote critiques the human condition, suggesting that despite our capacity for greatness, we have become complacent, celebrating minor technological achievements like flashy shoes instead of pursuing more significant, meaningful accomplishments. It highlights a tendency to prioritize superficial innovations rather than addressing deeper issues or realizing our full potential as a species.
In practice
This quote can be used during a motivational speech about striving for more in life instead of settling for mediocrity.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there.
Once you understand non-self, then the burden of life is gone. You'll be at peace with the world. When we see beyond self, we no longer cling to happiness and we can truly be happy. Learn to let go without struggle, simply let go, to be just as you are - no holding on, no attachment, free.
Not the violent conflict between parts of the truth, but the quiet suppression of half of it, is the formidable evil; there is always hope when people are forced to listen to both sides; it is when they attend to only one that errors harden into prejudices, and truth itself ceases to have the effect of truth, by being exaggerated into falsehood.
Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'
The self is only a threshold, a door, a becoming between two multiplicities
But then he told himself: What does it really mean to be useful? Today's world, just as it is, contains the sum of the utility of all people of all times. Which implies: The highest morality consists in being useless.
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