Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
Interpretation
This quote reflects on the potential of humanity and how we settle for trivial advancements instead of striving for greatness.
George Carlin's quote critiques the human condition, suggesting that despite our capacity for greatness, we have become complacent, celebrating minor technological achievements like flashy shoes instead of pursuing more significant, meaningful accomplishments. It highlights a tendency to prioritize superficial innovations rather than addressing deeper issues or realizing our full potential as a species.
In practice
This quote can be used during a motivational speech about striving for more in life instead of settling for mediocrity.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
One certain effect of war is to diminish freedom of expression. Patriotism becomes the order of the day, and those who question the war are seen as traitors, to be silenced and imprisoned.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
When I travel and speak across the country, I often tell college students that we are making a significant mistake when we say to each other that this criminal justice of ours is broken. To say it's broken would be to suggest that it was well designed and had good intentions from the start.
Those who have compared our life to a dream were right... we were sleeping wake, and waking sleep.
In any institution-factory, university, health center, or whatever-there are a variety of interests that ought to be represented in decision-making: the work force itself, the community in which it is located, users of its products or services, institutions that compete for the same resources. These interests should be directly represented in democratic structures that displace and eliminate private ownership of the means of production or resources, an anachronism with no legitimacy.
Justice renders to every one his due.
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