HYENA, n. A beast held in reverence by some oriental nations from its habit of frequenting at night the burial-places of the dead. But the medical student does that
Interpretation
This quote humorously highlights the peculiar behavior of medical students who study anatomy by examining the deceased, drawing a parallel with a hyena's scavenging habits.
Ambrose Bierce uses this quote to present a satirical view on the medical profession, especially focusing on medical students who, like hyenas, delve into graveyards to learn about human anatomy. The comparison not only underscores the unconventional methods of medical training but also reflects on societal perceptions of death and the morbid curiosity that arises in the quest for knowledge about the human body.
In practice
This quote would be an amusing addition to a graduation speech at a medical school.
PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.
Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.
Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'
Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns.
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
Oh, for a pin that would puncture pretension!
If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
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