You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to …

- Dylan Moran

Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what peop…

- Dylan Moran

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot …

- Dylan Moran

You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for German…

- Dylan Moran

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

- Dylan Moran

Everybody does that now. We all take pics... you do the same with holiday photos. You record something to look back on it, even though you’re not rea…

- Dylan Moran

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

- Dylan Moran

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know th…

- Dylan Moran

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

- Dylan Moran