Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

- Stephen Fry

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

- Stephen Fry

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?

- Stephen Fry

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.

- Stephen Fry

It is the useless things that make life worth living and that make life dangerous too: wine, love, art, beauty. Without them life is safe, but not wo…

- Stephen Fry

We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing - an actor, a writer - I am a person who does things - I write, I act - and I never know what I'm go…

- Stephen Fry

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

- Stephen Fry

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

- Stephen Fry

It's hard to be a friend to someone who's depressed, but it is one of the kindest, noblest, and best things you will ever do.

- Stephen Fry