I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife. - Judy Sheindlin
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.
- Judy Sheindlin
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me! - Judy Sheindlin
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath. - Judy Sheindlin
There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.
Beauty fades, dumb is forever. - Judy Sheindlin
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever." - Judy Sheindlin
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now. - Judy Sheindlin
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. - Judy Sheindlin
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory - Judy Sheindlin
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents. - Judy Sheindlin
Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.
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