IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.
Interpretation
The quote humorously defines a graphic and exaggerated interpretation of the word 'impale'.
Ambrose Bierce's definition of 'impale' combines the serious act of piercing with a sharp object with dark humor, depicting an absurd image of a victim left upright and undisturbed. This playful definition illustrates Bierce's satirical style in examining language, showing how the weight of words can be manipulated for comedic effect.
In practice
In a literature class discussing the use of dark humor, one might quote Bierce to illustrate the creative use of language.
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Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
If I were the first of May, I should be ashamed of myself.
Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.
Do you know what prepares you for the mental hospital? Being a prime minister's wife.
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