Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your fee… - Sam Ewing
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your fee…
- Sam Ewing
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from. - Sam Ewing
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound. - Sam Ewing
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it. - Sam Ewing
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done. - Sam Ewing
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet. - Sam Ewing
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in. - Sam Ewing
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long. - Sam Ewing
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood. - Sam Ewing
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
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