John Connally's conversion to the GOP raised the intellectual level of both parties.

- Frank Mankiewicz

A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at the beginning of the sentence. For maximum comprehension, do not start li…

- Frank Mankiewicz

Ignore everything a politician says before the word but.

- Frank Mankiewicz

The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower.

- Frank Mankiewicz