When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to fi…

- Marcel Achard

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.

- Marcel Achard

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

- Marcel Achard

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

- Marcel Achard

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age…

- Marcel Achard

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

- Marcel Achard

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally fo…

- Marcel Achard

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

- Marcel Achard