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There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.
Bette Davis
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Interpretation

What this quote means

The quote humorously expresses strong dislike for Joan Crawford, suggesting that the speaker would avoid an afterlife where she is present.

Bette Davis's quote reflects a personal disdain for Joan Crawford, using humor to convey a serious sentiment about relationships and rivalry in Hollywood. The hyperbolic suggestion of avoiding heaven if Crawford is present highlights the intensity of their animosity, showcasing how personal feelings can impact one's view of even idealized concepts like heaven.

Themes

HeavenJoan CrawfordBette DavisRivalryHumor

In practice

Example use cases

This quote can be used in a roast during a comedy night.

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