I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
Bette DavisRead
There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.
Interpretation
The quote humorously expresses strong dislike for Joan Crawford, suggesting that the speaker would avoid an afterlife where she is present.
Bette Davis's quote reflects a personal disdain for Joan Crawford, using humor to convey a serious sentiment about relationships and rivalry in Hollywood. The hyperbolic suggestion of avoiding heaven if Crawford is present highlights the intensity of their animosity, showcasing how personal feelings can impact one's view of even idealized concepts like heaven.
In practice
This quote can be used in a roast during a comedy night.
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
I have been uncompromising, peppery, intractable, monomaniacal, tactless, volatile, and oftentimes disagreeable... I suppose I'm larger than life.
Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.
Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In my day, we earned that recognition.
Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.
If everybody likes you, you're pretty dull.
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.
It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar.
A genuine sense of humor is having a light touch: not beating reality into the ground but appreciating reality with a light touch. The basis of Shambhala vision is rediscovering that perfect and real sense of humor, that light touch of appreciation.
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