Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques the hidden costs of cheap fast food, suggesting that saving money on meals may lead to greater health expenses.
George Carlin's quote exposes an ironic truth about the low-cost options offered by fast food chains. While a breakfast item may appear to be an affordable choice, the long-term health consequences and related medical costs, particularly those associated with obesity, can outweigh the initial savings. In this sense, what seems like a bargain can actually be more expensive when considering overall wellbeing.
In practice
During a health awareness seminar, to illustrate the hidden costs of unhealthy eating.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
Everyone has a right to be stupid, but Comrade MacDonald abuses the privilege.
You have two choices, two paths to take as a comedian. You can tackle the difficult subjects and be harsh about it, be brash, be abrasive. But adding hatred to racism is not going to help everybody. So I like to have fun around it.
I have no more pleasure in hearing a man attempting wit and failing, than in seeing a man trying to leap over a ditch and tumbling into it
Better sexy and racy Than sexist and racist
Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
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