Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- Rita Rudner
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and … - Rita Rudner
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and …
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. - Rita Rudner
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon? - Rita Rudner
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go. - Rita Rudner
I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen - Rita Rudner
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying. - Rita Rudner
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
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