Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' - Adam Ferrara
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'
- Adam Ferrara
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. - Adam Ferrara
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. - Adam Ferrara
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's l… - Adam Ferrara
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's l…
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had … - Adam Ferrara
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had …
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, … - Adam Ferrara
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, …
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why! - Adam Ferrara
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a pa… - Adam Ferrara
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a pa…
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. - Adam Ferrara
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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