Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Erma Bombeck
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused. - Erma Bombeck
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. - Erma Bombeck
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. - Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch… - Erma Bombeck
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch…
Someday, when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a mother, I'll tell them: I loved you enough to bug you about where y… - Erma Bombeck
Someday, when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a mother, I'll tell them: I loved you enough to bug you about where y…
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so qui… - Erma Bombeck
Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so qui…
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