When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet an… - Rich Hall
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet an…
- Rich Hall
The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time … - Rich Hall
The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time …
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. - Rich Hall
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. - Rich Hall
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. - Rich Hall
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything. - Rich Hall
As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to… - Rich Hall
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to…
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. - Rich Hall
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely. - Rich Hall
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.
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