Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
Interpretation
Keeping the mind engaged prevents negative thoughts and deterioration of mental health.
This quote by George Carlin emphasizes the importance of keeping the brain active and engaged. It suggests that an inactive mind can lead to harmful thoughts and conditions, such as Alzheimer's, which symbolizes the negative consequences of neglecting mental activity.
In practice
In a motivational speech on the importance of mental fitness.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
The more ignorant, reckless and thoughtless a doctor is, the higher his reputation soars even amongst powerful princes.
The danger that keeps me just a little frightened with every book I write, however, is that I'll overreach myself once too often and try to write a story that I'm just plain not talented or skilful enough to write. That's the dilemma every storyteller faces. It is painful to fail. But it is far sadder when a storyteller stops wanting to try.
The only way someone can be of help to you is in challenging your ideas.
Think of these things, whence you came, where you are going, and to whom you must account.
Our biggest problem as human beings is not knowing that we don't know.
The happy man is he who knows his limitations, yet bows to no false gods.
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