Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, t… - Gracie Allen
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, t…
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances. - Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman. - Gracie Allen
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
Never place a period where God has placed a comma. - Gracie Allen
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides. - Gracie Allen
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. - Gracie Allen
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for. - Gracie Allen
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it. - Gracie Allen
My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
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