If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. - Mark Twain
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
- Mark Twain
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot - Mark Twain
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Mark Twain
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you. - Mark Twain
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. - Mark Twain
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile. - Mark Twain
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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