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When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
Honore De Balzac
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Interpretation

What this quote means

This quote humorously suggests that the presence of an old maid provides enough vigilance in a household, making a watchdog redundant.

Honore De Balzac's quote plays on the stereotype of 'old maids' being keen observers of their surroundings and suggests that their attentiveness can be so effective that it negates the need for a watchdog. The humor lies in the exaggeration of the old maid's watchfulness, implying she is more alert and observant than a conventional guard dog.

Themes

HumorOld MaidWatchdogVigilance

In practice

Example use cases

This quote could be used in a humorous speech about household management.

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