The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

- Jim Mcmahon

I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that.

- Jim Mcmahon

I don't like the rules about you can't hit the quarterback.

- Jim Mcmahon

I've been hit in the head so many times, it's hard to remember that far back. I don't remember specific games.

- Jim Mcmahon

The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat.

- Jim Mcmahon

Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.

- Jim Mcmahon

I just lay in my room for days ... weeks.

- Jim Mcmahon