I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Interpretation
Reading and observing politics reveals that each political party often has significant flaws.
Will Rogers comments on the disillusionment that often comes with engaging deeply in politics. As one learns more about different political parties and their actions, it becomes apparent that none are entirely virtuous, leading to a sense of frustration and cynicism about the political landscape.
In practice
During a political debate, one might use this quote to express skepticism about all candidates.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
America wins when the voiceless have a seat at the table, when the vulnerable are protected, and when working families have the same political clout as the wealthy.
History and experience prove that foreign influence is one of the most baneful foes of republican government.
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The sight of allegedly sophisticated politicians parroting complete tripe trivialises and demeans government and it has to be stopped. It's played a significant part in public disillusionment with politics and has led to the absurd situation where more people vote for 'Strictly Come Dancing' than voted in the general election.
We must not let history repeat itself in Iraq. The reality is there is no military solution in Iraq. This is a sectarian war with long standing roots that were flamed when we invaded Iraq in 2003. Any lasting solution must be political and take into account respect for the entire Iraqi population.
When facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the American flag.
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