I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Interpretation
Reading and observing politics reveals that each political party often has significant flaws.
Will Rogers comments on the disillusionment that often comes with engaging deeply in politics. As one learns more about different political parties and their actions, it becomes apparent that none are entirely virtuous, leading to a sense of frustration and cynicism about the political landscape.
In practice
During a political debate, one might use this quote to express skepticism about all candidates.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
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A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury.
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The effect of that is to poison the flow of information to the President himself and to create a situation where a President can be almost, to use a metaphor, psychotically divorced from the realities in which he is acting.
We shall divert through our own Country a branch of commerce which the European States have thought worthy of the most important struggles and sacrifices, and in the event of peace on terms which have been contemplated by some powers we shall form to the American union a barrier against the dangerous extension of the British Province of Canada and add to the Empire of liberty an extensive and fertile Country thereby converting dangerous Enemies into valuable friends.
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