Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' - Adam Ferrara
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'
- Adam Ferrara
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. - Adam Ferrara
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. - Adam Ferrara
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had … - Adam Ferrara
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had …
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's l… - Adam Ferrara
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's l…
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why! - Adam Ferrara
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, … - Adam Ferrara
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, …
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a pa… - Adam Ferrara
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a pa…
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. - Adam Ferrara
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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