You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds.… - Marc Maron
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds.…
- Marc Maron
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love an… - Marc Maron
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love an…
Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. - Marc Maron
Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. - Marc Maron
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' - Marc Maron
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'. - Marc Maron
Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what i… - Marc Maron
I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what i…
I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy. - Marc Maron
I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.
It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you j… - Marc Maron
It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you j…
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